if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences
it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.
Comment on my MA thesis:
Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
![@FemboyPhysics tweeted: To my non-USA followers, that [sic] this is how we do volume.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ba4100310cbd6218a8b81da1a0d43c1b/ef936e07a1e6145d-57/s1280x1920/4f083da4d79cc6678da6cbba9c32069dc06ead76.jpg)
ALTI accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock
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Superman (2025) // The Boys (2019 - )
Oh I think tomorrow is I Will Not Let The Rot Consume Me Saturday
Ah yes it is
One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing
worse still, the bits that aren’t ironing are maths
Me when my friends are job hunting in the current market after getting thousands of fuck you emails: no literally you’ve already got it girl. Like they want you so bad they have to hire you at this point.
Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.
to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.